Intro

[sound of a car trunk opening]
[1:] Here ya go man..
[2:] Jesus Christ man you going to war.
[1:] What I say? Didn’t I say come to me? Do I ever disappoint? Fuckin’ no. Why? I deliver.
Why? I’m your man. How do I know? How? Know? Know how. I got
100 thing to do this morning and you’re first so can we move it along please.
[2:] Okay. Fine. Right. I’m just lookin’ for something. Small. Light. Cheap. 3-80, 32. Somethin’ like that.
[1:] No, no, no. You want to be packin’ like a man Eddy, you’re a man, man.
How ‘bout this um…6-inch 3-5-7 magnum.
[2:] Yea
[1:] Or the Mantic’s Browning 9-mill. Know I know what you’re thinking, that’s go no stopping power.
But that’s got 13 shots in the clip man. That won’t
just kill a man, that’ll turn him inside out, pull him upside down, piss on him, read him last right
[2: (interrupting)] Alright. Fine. Yea I get the message, I’m just a bit, im just a bit fuckin’ lost here.
Now these are totally untraceable?
[1:] It don’t exist 
[2:] What about guarantee’s
[1:] What do you think this is? Guns-Are-Us?